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It's not that bad. I've pooped in a stable dude.
He'l be in a white station wagon. His name is Victor. He will be waiting for you.
-Our trustworthy travel agency
Would you look to shoot some caps then?
-The really drunk Brits on the train back from MP
Austin: This is your man (Austin points to me as I turn the corner).
Steve: Yes, I am definitely your man (I say to the sketchy local they are speaking with)
Sketchy Local: Ok man, you want some cocaine?